Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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