grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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