What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
