everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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