She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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