I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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