Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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