you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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