He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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