I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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