you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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