she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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