I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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