it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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