I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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