i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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