you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we're making bets on your personal life
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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