FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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