Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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