Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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