Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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