My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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