Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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