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I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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