So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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