i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.