I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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