I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
