its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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