They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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