i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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