Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I need help removing her.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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