Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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