she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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