So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
