its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
and she was petting her beer can
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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