I think i peed on brittanys purse
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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