How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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