I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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