My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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