I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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