I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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