Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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