for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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