can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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