Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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