i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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