Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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