Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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