ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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