..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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