You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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