my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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