I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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