let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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