I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Soap is not a condiment
She said her name was "party"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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