we have officially lost it.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We have started to decorate penises.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
