Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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