I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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